if i were . . .

If I were a stone, I would be: opal
If I were a tree, I would be: cypress or willow
If I were a bird, I would be: meadowlark or carrier pigeon
If I were a machine, I would be: engraver’s press
If I were a tool, I would be: a magnifying glass
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: waterlily
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: autumn rain
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: pheonix
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: hurdy gurdy
If I were an animal, I would be a: Fell Pony
If I were a color, I would be: deep violet
If I were an emotion, I would be: where curiousity and adoration meet
If I were a vegetable, I would be: snow peas
If I were a sound, I would be: a sigh of contentment
If I were an Element, I would be: Oxygen
If I were a car, I would be: Vermilion MG (Midget)
If I were a song, I would be: With So Little to be Sure Of (Stephen Sondheim)
If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: I’m not into that, but I would consider Paige Davis. She and her husband met doing musical theatre and now she hosts trading spaces. totally cool by me.
If I were a movie, I would be: Singin’ in the Rain
If I were a food, I would be: blue tortilla chips with fresh tomato salsa
If I were a place, I would be: St. Augustine, Florida
If I were a material, I would be: fleece for cool temps, muslin in the heat
If I were a taste, I would be: caramel
If I were a religion, I would be:Celtic Druidism
If I were a word, I would be: harmony
If I were an object, I would be: a pillow
If I were a body part I would be:right foot
If I were a facial expression I would be: a wink
If I were a subject in school I would be: home ec or art
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Penelope,
the feline object of Pepe Le Pew’s affections
If I were a shape I would be an: spiral
If I were a number I would be: zero
If I were a month I would be:october
If I were a day of the week I would be: wednesday
If I were a time of day I would be: Dawn, but only after being up all night . . .
If I were a direction I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a hammock
If I were a sin I would be: Envy
If I were a historical figure I would be: Sun Bu-er about sun-buer



I am having one of those weeks where I feel like if I even STARTED to write all that is going on,
I wouldn’t be able to stop . . .
So, I don’t write. And then I feel even more “BWAAH!”
okay. maybe you don’t.

Let me just get two things that are big out of my head.
1) Kev was diagnosed with a condition that is not life threatening, but RADICALLY will change his diet and probably mine as well.
So trips to the grocery store are truly bittersweet. Like “Look at all the fun meals we’ll be cooking in an attempt to not think about the fact that we now have all these restrictions.”

and 2) I think I am about to get hired by the most successful agency in town. In fact, I changed my nine week summer class to the intensive two week class in May, AND had an interview today. An interview that will most likely end in my signing a letter of intent which basically means, the minute I get my license I go to work.

It’s all verrrrry strange. Not BAD, just weird.