I’m blaming the wind,
but truth is,
I’ve been sick
and haven’t left the couch in four days.
So, my brain is a little mushy.
- my hair is in curlers (boredom)
- my toenails are orange and my fingernails blue (fake cheery)
- my TV is tuned to RuPaul’s Drag Race (fake boobies)
- my eyes are crossed (too much Zelda)
- my tummy is rumbly (too lazy to cook)