or fast forward . . .
Rachel and I are discussing retreating into the woods with books and journals and crayons
But last week was pretty good, too. Though I had to come back to the real world so quickly.
Still I am thankful for a place in the world where there are:
— lots of pillows. and they are labelled “firm” and “soft”!
— blanket forts planned (but not built for sheer laziness. lol)
— overpriced snack foods to satisfy me (despite a tragic lack of funyuns)
— porn film documentaries (!!!)
— books of bunny suicides! no seriously, i rarely enjoy anything so much.
— random appearances in life by Sanjaya and that other American Idol kid whose only future is playing William Barfee in Spelling Bee
— little old ladies who can’t stop discussing my age over cheesecake. I get it. New topic.
— the sounds of people’s souls screaming as I attempt to force words from their bodies.
— a dozen Wicked leads off taking a crap together. Really. Elphaba, Glinda, Fiyero, Boq, Midwife and CHISTERY.
— a dozen understudies who totally kick ass.
— pickles mistakenly purchased that come quartered and wrapped in a brown paper bag
— and tour guides that sound like Eugene Levy in A Mighty Wind. LOL