i can’t afford the dentist.
i just brushed my teeth which reminded me of the dental sin committed before falling asleep last night . . .
i was getting that “morning breath approaches before you even go to bed” feeling in my mouth.
just a nasty taste to try to sleep with.
so, i brushed my teeth? WRONG.
ate a an altoid/tic tac, etc? NOPE.
I tossed a handful of M&M’s in my mouth and trotted off to bed.
*throws back of hand to forehead*
whatehvah am i gonna DO with mahself?
intuitive dentists round the world writhed as my teeth let out a primal psychic scream.